Banta Jab Rishte Ke Liye Tasvir Khinchva Raha Tha To Piche Khada Gadha Bhi Tasvir Men A Gaya Tab Banta Ne Yah Likhkar Tasvir Bheji "Main Dahini Taraf Khada Hu"!
Santa Ke Daant Me Keeda Lag Gaya To Vo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya To Doctor Bola "4 Din Subah-Sham Chay Ke Sath Biskut Lo Aur Panchave Din Sirf Chay Piyo To Kida Jarur Nikal Jayega Santa Ne 4 Din Chay Ke Sath Biskut Khaye Aur Panchave Din Sirf Chay Pi Keeda Bahar Nikala Aur Bola "Aaj Biskut Nahin Hai Kya?"
Santa Apni Kar Repar Karane Makenic Ki Dukaan Par Gaya Aur Bola: Meri Kar Ka Panchar Thik Kar Do Makenic: Sar Iska Panchar Thik Nahin Hoga Iska Tyar Badalna Padega Santa Kafi Der Sochne Ke Baad Bola: Ek Kaam Karo Aage Wala Tyar Piche Laga Do
Santa: Mere Padosi Ka Bachcha Gum Ho Gaya Banta: Fir Kya Kiya? Santa: Maine Kaha Gugal Par Sarch Kar Lo Mil Jaye To Dounlod Kar Lena!
Santa Apni Patni Jito Se: Agar Tumhen Kuch Ho Gaya To Main Pagal Ho Jaunga Jito: Dusari Shadi To Nahin Karoge? Santa: Pagal Ka Kya Hai Kuch Bhi Kar Sakta Hai!